ever came across situations when you feel like stabbing your friend continuously in the face because they compliment you TOO MUCH, or they are OVERLY MODEST?
for example,
barney: eh spongebob, i heard you got 90 marks for geography!
spongebob: err, yeah...
B: whoa! YOU PRO SIA!
S: actually i didn't expect to score so high...
B: don't bluff! you must have studied very hard for the test right?
S: no. i only read through the textbook once and that's all.
B: don't fake la! you studied very hard but don't want to say only...
S: no serious! I...
B: aiyah! you're born smart lah! can get so high!
S: . . . . . .
B: GENIUS SIA... NINEEEEEETY LEH...
S: but i'm only lucky!
B: lucky? no lah! you're a GENIUS lor! unlike me...
S: (WTF!) how much did you get then?
B: FAIL! REALLY! I FAILED EVERYTHING!
S: how much la? (this stupid dinosaur really needs a tight slap...)
B: very low...
S: just say.
B: very low! really! my mother sure scold me... (lol)
S: if you don't wish to say it, then fine.
B: aiyah, mine's defnitely lower than yours! you get 90 leh...
S: . . . . . . (boiling point: 99 degrees)
B: okay okay! i scored... *whispers very softly* 89.
S: 89? good what!
B: so-so only lah! you even more pro...
S: will you stop saying that i'm pro? i'm just lucky to get 90 okay!
B: but you're really very pro what. i only got 89, i'm stupid.
S: hello?! 89 is just 1 freaking mark away from 90! they're about the same!
B: where got same? 1 mark difference leh! sigh, i'm really dumb...
S: COW EH. both of us still got A1 right?
B: but your A1 is higher! i'm stupid la, really. you're pro.
S: grrr!!!! (boiling point: 100 degrees)
the following week, barney's photo was seen in the newspapers' obituaries section.
for example,
barney: eh spongebob, i heard you got 90 marks for geography!
spongebob: err, yeah...
B: whoa! YOU PRO SIA!
S: actually i didn't expect to score so high...
B: don't bluff! you must have studied very hard for the test right?
S: no. i only read through the textbook once and that's all.
B: don't fake la! you studied very hard but don't want to say only...
S: no serious! I...
B: aiyah! you're born smart lah! can get so high!
S: . . . . . .
B: GENIUS SIA... NINEEEEEETY LEH...
S: but i'm only lucky!
B: lucky? no lah! you're a GENIUS lor! unlike me...
S: (WTF!) how much did you get then?
B: FAIL! REALLY! I FAILED EVERYTHING!
S: how much la? (this stupid dinosaur really needs a tight slap...)
B: very low...
S: just say.
B: very low! really! my mother sure scold me... (lol)
S: if you don't wish to say it, then fine.
B: aiyah, mine's defnitely lower than yours! you get 90 leh...
S: . . . . . . (boiling point: 99 degrees)
B: okay okay! i scored... *whispers very softly* 89.
S: 89? good what!
B: so-so only lah! you even more pro...
S: will you stop saying that i'm pro? i'm just lucky to get 90 okay!
B: but you're really very pro what. i only got 89, i'm stupid.
S: hello?! 89 is just 1 freaking mark away from 90! they're about the same!
B: where got same? 1 mark difference leh! sigh, i'm really dumb...
S: COW EH. both of us still got A1 right?
B: but your A1 is higher! i'm stupid la, really. you're pro.
S: grrr!!!! (boiling point: 100 degrees)
the following week, barney's photo was seen in the newspapers' obituaries section.
and spongebob squarepants was seen rejoicing around in bikini bottom.
THE END!
irritating barney. he deserves to die.
& don't you think the people who has barney's attitude should die too? yeah i think so.
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